So, Now You're a Nova… contributed by Jack Monroe
- aka Nomad
So, Now You're a Nova…
Answers and Information for the recently erupted nova
Paid for by Project Utopia
No doubt there are hundreds of questions racing through your mind. We here at
Project Utopia want to help you through this time of change and answer any questions
you may have.
What's happening to me?
Nothing for you to be concerned about at all. The headaches and nausea you,
no doubt are experiencing are a natural part of the nova birthing experience.
Specifically what has "happened" is that the Mazarin - Rashoud, or M-R, node
has moved to an active state. As a result you will find yourself possessing
one or more new abilities.
How can I safely learn to control my new abilities?
Learning to control your new abilities can be a difficult process, but Project
Utopia can Help. We have set up several Rashoud facilities worldwide that are
specifically designed to train novas
Each of our facilities is staffed with top doctors and experienced novas to
help you learn all about your new skills and what if any affects they are having
on your body. Training at these facilities comes free of charge and will be
available to you even after your training is complete. You can register for
your nearest Rashoud facility or get more answers by calling 1-800- 555- 3567.
What if it's an emergency? Call * 11
In the event of an emergency simply dial *11 to contact an emergency response
team that will arrive in mere moments. Please use this number only in the event
of an emergency.
Am I going to be okay?
Absolutely. Nova eruptions rarely turn dangerous for the nova and the help of
Project Utopia, there won't be anything you can't handle.
If You have any Questions,
Please Call
1-800-555-3567
